Captain America Gropes Woman w/ Burrito Stuffed In Pants
Is that a burrito stuffed down your pants or are you just happy to see me, Captain America? Captain America will not serve time after groping a woman. The super hero was brought in for questioning...
View ArticleKid Shits In His Classmates Soda
His lawyer calls it a foolish prank, but a judge isn’t laughing. A 17-year-old high school student from Haddon Township admitted in family court Thursday that he defecated in a classmate’s soda during...
View ArticleDude Forced Girlfriend’s 4-Year-Old to Eat His Own Vomit
Meet Michael Garris, the biggest piece of shit we’ve seen in a long, long time. The 29-year-old was babysitting his girlfriend’s 4-year-old son in Vincennes, Indiana. He decided to make the boy some...
View ArticleMan Struck By Lightning Then Mauled By Bear
Some guys have all the luck. And then there’s Rick Oliver, who might be one of the unluckiest men in the state, if not the world. Oliver was mauled by a bear in his otherwise peaceful front yard a few...
View ArticleOur Gene Pool Is Being Cleansed…
…but not nearly fast enough. Everyone makes mistakes, like cutting themselves while chopping vegetables or something similar, but some make life-ending mistakes because they are fucking morons. Enter...
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